How to Live with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)

I found this funny title on Amazon today - How to Live with a Huge Penis. Wouldn't it be funny to have a book like this lying around the house when you have visitors over? Or keep it in your bag and "accidentally" have it fall out in front of your friends? LOL :)

Check out the product description:

Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

Clearly, this is a gag book. So if anyone out there has real OMG, this book might not be of help to you.

Get the book here . I think it would be a great gift to someone. :)

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